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The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

Our dogs are a massive part of our lives and we love them unconditionally, but how much work does a dog get through on a daily basis?

And when we say work, we do of course mean nonsense, shenanigans, tom-foolery and pure, unadulterated mischief-making. But yes, your dog does indeed view it as essential daily canine work.

Just take a look at this daily mission list.

Mission 1: Wake up and check mum's breath. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

Ok, someone else can do that tomorrow. I’m not being paid danger money. Still, she’s awake.

Mission 2: Get mum or dad, or both, up by any means possible. It’s breakfast time, people.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

Mission 3: Remind mum or dad of breakfast menu. We’re on a clock here, people.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

Mission 4: It’s time for w.a.l.k.i.e.s. Yes, I can spell people.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

Mission 5: Now, time to help with the housework I think.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

That ought to do it.

Mission 6: Nap time! I think I’ve earned it.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

Mission 7: Dad will be home for lunch soon. Better get ready to say ‘hi’!

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

Mission 8: Back to sleep for a bit before the little ones get back from school.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

It’s my job to test them on their eight times table today.

Mission 9: Homework done. Now, time for tea.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

Mission 10: Time to get everyone to bed. We (they) need beauty sleep.

The Average Dog’s Daily Schedule Will Astonish You

In a few hours, it’ll be time to do it all over again. I love my job.

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